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� In this diary, I record my life as a transvestite. Perhaps it will help somebody else, who finds their lifestyle doesn't quite match that endorsed by the 'tranny mafia'. Well, I've been there... and survived. The debriefing starts here.

�loves: All kinds of stuff that society thinks I shouldn't.

�hates: Microsoft. Obviously.

�reads:
secret-motel
artgnome
enfinblue
stepfordtart
ten-oclock
boombasticat
lawliiet
annanotbob
fifidellabon
my-serenade

Lynn Jones
Becky
Samantha

The ambassador wore purple...
2:33 p.m. -- 2009-10-26

The hardest thing about being a tranny is that everybody thinks you�re a f*cking weirdo � and small wonder, when you think about some of the ambassadors and spokesmen that the sorority has produced over the years.

Still, I generally choose laughter instead of crying, and this little news item certainly made me smile.

�Man wearing purple bra breaks into neighbour's house�

�A Sparta man is under arrest at the Kent County Jail for allegedly breaking into a neighbour's home while he was wearing a woman's bra and boxer shorts. It happened on Elm Street in Sparta. Witnesses say that at around 5:30 a.m. on Tuesday, 20-year-old Jacob Fast, entered the back of his neighbour's home...�

So begins a news story that was syndicated all over the USA. Our �ambassador� certainly made an impression! The gentleman responsible for this particular nightmare on Elm Street may be 'Fast', but he didn�t make a quick getaway. Although that�s kind of difficult when you only live two doors down from your victim. One witness, Lisa Collins, reported that she saw Fast rifling through her car. (He had obtained keys to the vehicle when he broke into her house.) It was only as she dialled �911� that Collins realised that the transvestic felon was one of her neighbours! (The purple bra clearly formed an extremely cunning disguise�)

The bra, incidentally, did not belong to Ms Collins; just the car keys. The origin of the bra remains a mystery at this time.

Quite why Fast thought the bra would go well with the black and red boxers is another mystery. The bra had been removed by the time the police arrived to arrest Mr Fast. Still, as we can see from these photos, he has at least enough material to fill a B-cup, although what he really needs is a bodyshaper.

And, honey, you forgot the golden rule:

Shave anything you can�t cover up; cover up anything you can�t shave.

I�d like to apologize on behalf of all the law-abiding transvestites, and assure my readers that many of us aren�t burglars. Heck, some of us are arguably prettier, too.

This has been a real education for me. Not least because I didn�t know that there was a present-day town called Sparta. I think that�s the funniest part of the whole tale!

What can I say, except�

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