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Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! 7:18 a.m. -- 2009-05-24
I have to share this with you... I'm just bursting with excitement at the thought that next month I get to dress up as...
A pirate.
Oh yes. Global protests against $ci�nto�og� tend to be themed, and now it's time for 'Sea Arrgh II: Cruise Control'. This is a reprise of one of last year's most popular themes, Operation 'Sea Arrgh!'; a name selected as a reference to $ci�nto�og�'s elite paramilitary, the 'Sea Org', who live in barracks and wear naval uniform.
Not that $ci�nto�og� has a navy anymore, although they would wish it were otherwise. Hu88ard, requiring his followers to call him 'The Commodore', was obsessed with his tin-pot navy of old rustbuckets. At times he had three or four, none of them seaworthy enough to be legal, staffed by impressionable youngsters and registered under questionable arrangements. Operating in international waters was useful to a man who had been declared persona non grata in the United Kingdom, found guilty in absentia in France, and so on...
More recently, their cruise ship the MV Freew�nds was impounded in April 2008, following the discovery that it contained vast quantities of blue asbestos. (Blue asbestos is the most dangerous kind.) This 'discovery' was actually made in the eighties during a refit, but $ci�nto�og�'s crime bosses decided to ignore the fact that they'd been sold a deathtrap. Instead, they ignored the problem and continued to sail rich cultists, celebrities and staff around the globe for twenty-one years, in an environment where people should have been wearing protective clothing. A spokesdrone for the Cult continued to deny everything in the face of all evidence... but the death ship has now been sealed by Curacao authorities for over a year. Sweet.
In the defence of the current batch of incompetents, I might point out that cult founder L R0n Hu88ard taught that $ci�nto�ogi$ts are immune to cancer... provided they smoke enough!
But enough about the ranting of an obvious madman. Now it's time for some fun. It's time to be pirates, again, and a number of promotional videos have been made. This is my favourite one...
I think this short film reveals a lot about the culture of Anonymous... It's imperfect, but it's timely, and it gets the job done. When the Cult tries to produce videos (to persuade their 'parishioners' that we're evil, or that they should reach for their chequebooks once again, for one last push to clear the planet...) it takes them months or years. Nobody within the Cult could have done this, because they live in fear. Too many beatings and other punishments have left them afraid to show any initiative. (You might think your job sucks... but at Golden Era Productions a common punishment for missing a target is to be prevented from going home. Instead, everyone in the offending department has to sleep under their desks... sometimes for months.)
Also, the video is fun. Can't you just feel the energy and the passion? And the mashups using cultists' faces... Dav�d M�scarr�age as a monkey; Hu88ard as a fat buffoon of a captain... (Oh, wait... that's just real life.) It's also packed with Internet memes that you probably won't have picked up on, such as the crest on the back of the pirates' ship showing 'Longcat'... and the destructive beam of energy from "Imma chargin' mah lazor!"
I note, also, that it doesn't exactly respect copyright; neither that of 'Pirates of the Carribean', nor the soundtrack that's been used. (And, for that matter, the cult logo is copyrighted, too. We could be sued for displaying that... if we weren't so darn anonymous!) This is who we are, and what we do. We're a little bit illegal, but we're on the side of the angels... and we get the job done.
I hope that a certain 'fictional pirate captain' (who is not of Anonymous, but shall remain nameless for safety) approves. Splice the mainbrace! Hoist the mizzen! Weigh anchor! Assuming you have such things. If not... you can watch this handy motivational video from the Piracy Recruiting Office instead...
