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� In this diary, I record my life as a transvestite. Perhaps it will help somebody else, who finds their lifestyle doesn't quite match that endorsed by the 'tranny mafia'. Well, I've been there... and survived. The debriefing starts here.

�loves: All kinds of stuff that society thinks I shouldn't.

�hates: Microsoft. Obviously.

�reads:
secret-motel
artgnome
enfinblue
stepfordtart
ten-oclock
boombasticat
lawliiet
annanotbob
fifidellabon
my-serenade

Lynn Jones
Becky
Samantha

Some things about me
5:50 p.m. -- 2008-10-01

Anna started it. Or maybe Horvendile. Anyway, we have here a list of things about your humble narrator. Or maybe not so humble. See point six.

• I�ve never been any good in team sports.


• Except skydiving (which features only very brief periods of collaboration!)


• I do all my best work without obtaining the approval of management, clients or colleagues.


• I usually get away with it.


• My life is one of laziness punctuated by bursts of frantic activity.


• I think I�d probably make a really great world dictator.


• I�m something of an environmentalist.


• I�ve done some work that people might consider unethical.


• I think the opposite.


• I used to teach, on a voluntary basis.


• I enjoyed it, but felt that the profession wasn�t valued enough.


• I�m twenty years too young for the music I listen to.


• I like to wear pretty lingerie sometimes.


• Which is unusual, for a guy.


• I�m pretty relaxed about the whole thing nowadays.


• I remember music accurately. Note for note - even if I don�t like it.


• It really grates when somebody gets a note or a lyric wrong.


• I never learned to play a musical instrument.


• I believe that television rots your brain.


• I save money, every month.


• I have no idea what it�s supposed to be for.


• I leave little stickers, with anti-$ci�nto�og� slogans on them, wherever I go.


• I love New Zealand and Sweden.


• In that order.


• I like gadgets designed by Apple.


• But I�ve never bought a song from iTunes.


• And never will.


• I think the European Union doesn�t work properly.


• I love wordplay - especially Spoonerisms, which I (predictably) refer to as 'word botching'.


• My favourite ice-cream is Chunky Munky.


• I�ve never actually had it; I just like the name.


• I usually skip dessert.


• I love wombats.


• I�ve never actually seen one.


• It�s been that kind of life.

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